One must grudgingly admit Alabama is an important state. There’s the rocketry, for starters. As a Southern state that leans red, Benjamin Netanyahu could ask the entire Republican Party to stand on their heads naked and recite the alphabet backwards and they’d ask, “do you want it in Hebrew?” It’s not all about ideology, or their particularly supine personalities, a lot of it has to do with business relationships which we are encouraged not to discuss.
Elbit Systems has a big presence in Talladega, Airbus is there, and dauphin Yair met with the mayor of Mobile not too long ago. Lehman Brothers was started in Montgomery, which is also where the mobster Charlie Kushner was incarcerated. We’ve already been over some of the Alabama connections to the Cambridge Analytica scandal.
During COVID the Russians, I’m told, were looking for businesses in the state to buy, and in the latter half of the Trump administration a lot of shipping companies active in Mobile Bay were hacked.
For some reason, both during COVID and after 10/7, it’s been Alabama churches whose groups are getting stuck in Israel.
Probably the most prominent Alabamian in the media is Kaitlan Collins of CNN, a former colleague of mine who dated Matt Gaetz at one point, and who was at the center of the little fracas between Gaetz and Crooked Kevin McCarthy on the floor of the Republican National Convention.
Collins’s church in Alabama has crypto-Mormon connections, and unfortunately Jeff Giesea, one of the more sinister Mormon sherpas floating around Silicon Valley, was making introductions for Gaetz, so you can be sure he was putting him in touch with the wrong people.
Did you know Alabama is the only is the only state university with a store in Jerusalem, pictured above? Yaacov Apelbaum’s daughter also went to school there, and she served in the IDF.
Apelbaum’s mentor, according to his LinkedIn, is former CIA assistant director Jim Simon, who has taught at Bama:
Simon, like Chris Rufo’s wife and a variety of conservative-leaning scoundrels, spent time at Microsoft, as chief strategy officer. Microsoft is still largely run by that absolute bloodhound for young Russian pussy, Bill Gates.
As of this August, Bama is officially sponsored by Motorola. While French television is suggesting the pagers that exploded in Lebanon this week were not actually manufactured by them, as the Iranians have claimed, Motorola has deep ties to Israel. While much of it is fairly standard military technology stuff to which it would be hard to object, several of the illegal West Bank settlements have contracts with the company as well.