Mormon Limericks
Joe Smith knew what handshakes were for
Now the Masons laid down the old lore,
That the prophets had borrowed before,
With the aprons and grip,
And the temple’s sealed lip —
Joe Smith knew what handshakes were for.
Young Birchall, devout as a saint,
Kept Elon’s arrangements so quaint,
He managed the harem,
And tried hard to spare him,
Till the charges…
