Teutoberg, Lake Wobegon
A dispatch from Legionnaire Marcus Rodriguez

In the frozen heart of January, amid the howling winds off Lake Superior and the fresh scars of Operation Metro Surge—that grand imperial deployment of some 2,000 ICE agents and federal reinforcements to the Twin Cities—the American empire reenacts one of history’s oldest tragedies.
Rome’s legions, drawn heavily from the Lati…


